Monday, 25 June 2012
A GIANT leap for cakes and assorted beverages - nah just messing, we're far less productive than that.
I. I have dream. A dream where blogs do not need to be over 30 lines. A dream where a humorous capsule of text and images can be read and enjoyed at the kitchen table (much like a youtube V-Log), without becoming tedious and feeling like work began half an hour early. I have a dream that one day, blogs can rub shoulder to shoulder with youtube videos, and if you stood between them, the blog would have the more expensive deodorant. Now today, children of the ether who still understand that these spherical protrusions on your face can be used to help achive intelligent and humorous thought of their own doing (to a certain extent) without the need to have it inserted through the medium of the pupil, through a funny fat man or an attractive woman (aka YouTube)! Today, this dream has come one step closer to fruition, one step closer to being reality - I have decided to begin kwik-blogs! These will contain all the necessary humour and mild swearing that is usually encompassed in my (some would say amazing - but then again, some would also say that they saw Elvis in their garden going through the bins.) usual blogging antics - however in a far quicker and easier format, that will be easier to read! Today, my MOB (minions of the blog), we make a small fullstop for a blog, but a giant profanity for the blog kind - FUGGICK.
There, that's it out with.
(Amalgamations - get in!)
Friday, 15 June 2012
Seeing as I have sooooo many regular readers of my blogging antics, I propose to you that you go to this page and proceed to give it all your money and shizzle dizzle!
Here's the link - http://gyazo.com/d11696c4bfa611130631b5060c1a1904 - go give your money and stoof to help some very endangered orangutangs - if not for me, do it for them, and their cute ginger little babies - daww baby Orangutangs, coochycoochycoo - what? sorry I was just imagining baby Orangutangs... then imagining insulting their intelligence with long streams of untelligent spewing.... just forget it happened, ok? Here, have £5 to *cough* forget about it.
Right, so this is a really, really good cause, and please gift any money you can manage in these difficult times. And I leave you with ten minutes of creativity from myself.
Wednesday, 30 May 2012
|Legumes, eating disorders and all...|
Monday, 7 May 2012
The moonlight promptly went out on Bill, causing him to trip and fall towards the unforgiving concrete.
And the concrete thought to itself; 'Bugger, now the street cleaners are going to come back.'
a.k.a. Wess Lei Jardaim.
Saturday, 5 May 2012
Whilst I was watching the Chelsea vs Liverpool game today, something occured to me - now, it may have already occured to the whole population of the world, but as things go this one's a doozy, so let me catch a break and have a little read.
Ok. In my opinion, Britain (Referring to all it's countries' teams just to make things easier) is probably not going to win the World Cup again given the current attitude of clubs in the UK. Fact (In my opinion - so basically, not a fact at all.).The way Professional football in the UK is working at the moment has quite a striking resemblance to the attitude of the world banking market of a few years back - in essence, it is dealing in that which it doesn't really have.any claim to (with regards to the World Cup side of things.). Britain has a fair few leagues and all these players who -in the FA cup and the like- will play for British teams and Leagues, and that's fine. The only problem is, seeing as such a large portion of the higher end players are not actually of British birth, when it comes to tournaments such as the World Cup they are obliged to play for their home countries. This causes Britain a problem - now I'm not saying that we need to stop them from playing in British leagues - I just feel that if the professional clubs put more of an incentive on bringing up players from the amateur clubs, we would -over time- build up a group of players that (hopefully) would be at a standard that when the World Cup came round, we could give the world at large a good kicking to the curb, and stroll out of there with a nice piece of silverwork! I honestly feel that this is possible, despite the current professional football climate, and hopefully Britain will see this change come about in relatively few years - but only time will tell.
Well, I'm afraid Mogs (Minions of the Blog.) that is all we have time for! Tune your PC (And basic - level reading capabilites) in next time for dazzling acrobatics, amazing stunts, half a cheese sarnie and a packet of crisps(All through the medium of text, of course!)!
Friday, 6 April 2012
Overall though, the best method is to ask, but looking at body language can help you guage whether to pose the question and decide if your sending the right signals out.
Well - If you guys are still breathing after that barrage of information, and aren't so snowed under that your brain doesn't need some metaphorical resue dogs to dig you out from under that metaphorical avalanche of facts, then congratulations! Here is your prize - nothing! Woo!
Well, hopefully next post I won't have half as many facts to throw at you, so good day, good bye and good bloody night!
Wednesday, 4 April 2012
But yeah, that's basically it for today I'm afraid (Assorted cute animals shed a tear) - I had to just do this in a spur of the moment kind-of situation, as if I tried to do it properly I'd never get it done.
So I plan to post on Tuesdays, Thursdays and either Saturday or Sunday (I just figure that its worth at least trying to get some order) about God nows what and who knows why -
So now that's it and I'm off to delay doing important things - Procrastinator - Away!!!!!